DROP DEAD GORGEOUS

Drop Dead Gorgeous

billy and bob are chillen' at their house smoking some fat blunts when billy gets a call...
(person on other line: billy someone is trying to steal the weed! get your ass over here!
billy: oh fuck! see you in a few mary-jane!)
billy and bob rush up. billy grabs the weed and stuffs it in his pocket inside hispants. and bob grabs the blunt that they were smoking, then run outside and grab their bikes.
they were so baked though that when they were getting on their bikes they both ran into each other and fell over from being so clumsy.
then they were on their way.....
they passed back and forth the blunt taking turns with it while riding over to the crack house to save their weed!

when there she was..... fucking beautiful! a damn good looking girl that when you saw her you just wanted to grab her by her waist squeeze it a little then grab her head and pull her close and just make out with her till she shivers then take her upstairs and fuck her brains out till she says i love you!!!!!!!

but anyway.... billy saw her first while they were riding and he said
billy: wow, look at her, isn't she so fucking gorgeous?!?!
bob: oh shit!!!! billy!!!!!! watch out!!!
(a truck came out of nowhere! it was driving so fast that it just came up behind them too fast. billy was staring at her so hard. no like, he was in a zone with her imagining them together and shit....
so he didn't see that he needed to move over.
the truck honked its horn soo loud so many times till BAM!!!!!
billy just dropped dead from staring at a gorgeous girl while very baked.
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drop dead gorgeous is at Beauty Bar every Sunday, but particularly on the first Sunday of every month for the Beauty pageant extravaganza. Hot girls, cool judges, cash prizes, promotional gifts, and lots of booze!
be there!